Below are prior "In The Spotlight" posts from home page.
Use the driver next time
Jesper Parnevik has some advice for Elin Nordegren, "next time use the driver." Link. He went on to say, "We thought he was a better guy than he is. ... You should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not 'just do it', like Nike says."
In other news in Jesper Parnevik's life, he must return to Q school this month in an attempt to regain his PGA tour card. Link. I'm sure Tiger's pulling for you Jesper! Posted on Wednesday 12/02/09 at 20:07:08 Permalink
Two Tiger Tales
What to make of the Tiger Woods driveway accident? At 2:25 a.m., the police find Tiger's SUV crashed into the neighbor's tree with the back window smashed in by a golf club. Tiger has deep scratches on his face. His wife Elin tells the police she smashed in the window to rescue her husband from the car. Hum? Another theory floating around the internet suggests Tiger's wife found out he was having an affair, tore up his face, chased him out of the house with a golf club, and smashed the back window of his SUV with said golf club as tried to drive away. Some very talented people in Taiwan created an animation of the two stories. You be the judge.
Not only are there two stories about how the accident happened, there are now two alleged mistressed--one who denies an affair (Rachel Uchitel) and another who is all about the affair (Jaimee Grubbs). We think Uchitel has a modus operandi of sleeping with married men. Grubbs alleges she had sex with Woods over a 31 month period. And a new report out claims Tiger was playing a par 3, Kalika Moquin is named as the third wheel. Posted on Wednesday 12/02/09 at 13:52:44 Permalink
British Research Scientist Reveals She Was Former Call Girl--Blogger
"One of the best kept literary secrets of the decade was revealed last night when 34-year-old scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti announced she was the writer masquerading as call girl Belle de Jour. The author behind the bestselling books detailing her secret life as a prostitute decided to come out to one of her fiercest critics." The Guardian. Dr. Magnanti, now 34, has no regrets about working as a prostitute to support herself while writing her doctoral thesis. The job paid well and afforded more time for her studies. Makes perfect sense! You go girl. One's reputation is an overrated thing. But be honest, what was your dad's reaction when you told him? We thought so. Posted on Monday 11/16/09 at 16:33:35 Permalink
Fergie: I'm BiSexual So Don't Bother Me About My Husband Having Sex With A Stripper
Atlanta stripper Nicole Forrester claims she had an affair with Josh Duhamel, while he was filming a movie in her city. OK, no biggie. Young famous, rich guys have sex with strippers every day (even married ones). See ARod. What makes this story interesting is the retort of Duhamel's wife, Fergie. 1) I'm bisexual. 2) I love a big cock and Josh has one. 3) My therapist told me that having sex with girls is still cheating on Josh. Link. Fergie just might have invented a new public relations tactic for dealing with negative news. In response to a scandal, disclose an even bigger scandal as justification for downplaying the original scandal. I think it worked in this case. Who cares about Fergie's no-name husband having sex with a stripper? The real story is now Fergie and her bisexuality. You go girl. Posted on Friday 11/13/09 at 06:56:57 Permalink
Holier Than Thou Prejean Sex Tape, Yes! :o)
TMZ reports it possesses a Carrie Prejean sex tape that is "too graphic" for even TMZ to release. Apparently Ms. Prejean masturbates on the video. As Ms. Prejean famously told Matt Lauer she was "biblically correct", we are dying to find out how one makes a biblically correct sex tape. And here we thought Carrie wasn't a trail blazer. Those fake boobs the Miss California pagent purchased for her will certainly come in handy while pursuing her next career. Posted on Wednesday 11/04/09 at 16:21:04 Permalink
Dave Fucks Intern(s), Gets Away With It
Now I know David Letterman is more powerful than Bill Clinton. Or perhaps the difference is they both fucked interns but Letterman went on national TV, stared down the camera lense and said "yes, I did have sex with women who worked for me." Bill Clinton said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", hiding behind the canard that a blowjob was not sex. I am sure the reaction of many Americans to Dave's revelation was "yuck". Yet, a strong undercurrent of the populace took it differently: "Booyah Dave!" Any ordinary human who fucks an intern at work gets an immediate ziggy. Do not pass go. Do not collect severance pay. Security escorts your ass out the door taking your security pass card before throwing you to the curb. David 'Fucking' Letterman did it, cowboy-ed up admitting the deed, and has weathered the storm. What stones, 99 out of 100 rich assholes in his position write the check. Posted on Saturday 10/03/09 at 21:39:27 Permalink
Pink on Kayne
What did you think of the Kayne West outrage at the MTV Video Music Awards? Perhaps you thought it in poor taste? Maybe a bit over the top? Rude even? Well Pink has weighed in on the subject from her twitter account. "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." Link. The girl does not beat around the spiked hair. Posted on Monday 09/14/09 at 09:54:09 Permalink
Dr. Rey Talks Implants
Always flamboyant, always flashing the guns ... and apparently always with a breast implant "on hand" for demonstration purposes. But it's hard to hate on Dr. Rey despite all the foibles. In any event, the doctor gave an impromptu lecture in a parking lot about the forensic science of fake boob identification in the Jasmine Fiore case. Bottom line, lesson to all you guys out there who plan on killing wives / girlfriends and hacking off their fingers and pulling out their teeth. Don't stop there. Make sure to cut out the breasts implants too. Posted on Thursday 08/27/09 at 14:29:28 Permalink
McSteamy McThreesome
How do we categorize this one? To our eyes the Eric Dane / Rebecca Gayheart / Kari Ann Peniche video shows three stoned naked people who just had sex or want to have sex but are too stoned to perform the act. At one point in the video, the two girls get in the tub together and appear to be sharing a joint. Here is a link to a slightly edited version of the vid. And for the ladies who want a look at Eric Dane's swang, here is a full monty still pic (definitely NSFW). A report out says the cops want to take a look at the tape. These people are actors. How exactly do the police prove it wasn't a staged publicity stunt? Are you listening Eric? That's the route I'd go. Posted on Wednesday 08/19/09 at 12:24:46 Permalink
In other news in Jesper Parnevik's life, he must return to Q school this month in an attempt to regain his PGA tour card. 
